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There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

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Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
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Ms. Harper wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/ ... icMale.mp3

Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
If only I knew what bar you preferred and what the worst pickup line in the world is. :) Of course, after you got me home and dumped me on the guest bed, you'd find my panties, thigh highs, garter belt and bra under my guy clothes. It won't be hard to get me to kneel in the morning as a proper weak male slut. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Ms. Harper wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/ ... icMale.mp3

Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
Well, now that you ask, Ms. Harper, my basic position has been that various things applied to variegated stuff reduces to who knows what.

And I have long maintained this position.

It is important to me that people realize that a certain this or that does not combine to bake an existential cake.

Because, with me being low-carbohydrate, a cake does not hold much interest to me.

Basically what I am saying is stuff. But not just stuff, however, yet stuff combined with other stuff.

So yes, what I am really saying is that but more than that. It's stuff, but more than just plain stuff.

Exulted stuff, if you will. Or, even if you won't.

What do I care? I have nothing to lose.

Yeah, various stuff is what I was talking about.
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Ms. Harper wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/ ... icMale.mp3

Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
I dislike game players.

Women want equality and superiority and yet to expect the guy to do the work. All you have to do is sit there and look pretty.

Then when someone pays you attention you mess his head up for it!

Admittedly some guys do think with their dick rather than liking the person, but still...

It's easier for a woman and us men are sheep and easily manipulated with a bat of an eyelid. These days I am far less trusting and I value the conversation over looks.

A girl that looks nice but is a shallow, complicated git for me is a turn off. I deserve better!

Maybe one day you will split from your partner and no one will want to bother...

As for the size thing, does that mean women with small tits should be humiliated?
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andrea973102 wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:49 am
Ms. Harper wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/ ... icMale.mp3

Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
I dislike game players.

Women want equality and superiority and yet to expect the guy to do the work. All you have to do is sit there and look pretty.

Then when someone pays you attention you mess his head up for it!

Admittedly some guys do think with their dick rather than liking the person, but still...

It's easier for a woman and us men are sheep and easily manipulated with a bat of an eyelid. These days I am far less trusting and I value the conversation over looks.

A girl that looks nice but is a shallow, complicated git for me is a turn off. I deserve better!

Maybe one day you will split from your partner and no one will want to bother...

As for the size thing, does that mean women with small tits should be humiliated?
Andrea, I completely fail to see what this has to do with cyborgs, let alone female cyborgs who cupcake lasers out of their eyeballs. Let us all in the future at least try not to get too diverted off this topic.

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Cyborgs aside, Ms. Harper in this audio is catering to those who are seeking small-penis and/or sissy humiliation.

However, just speaking here to crazy societal notions, if one is actually seeking a steady relationship, then trying to find that in a bar is looking for love in all the wrong places. I'm not saying it doesn't ever happen, just that it's not likely.

If a man does have a small penis, then trying to pick up women in a bar for a "lay" is liable to end up leading to a humiliating experience for them. The bar "dating" scene is mostly for casual screws, and so the women interested in that will tend to want a man who is, well, good in that department.

I'd say women tend to like a nice-sized unit on a man, but actually most women aren't size-queens. A lot of women are looking for a cupcake guy who treats them well and who will be a good cupcake to their cupcake. The size of the guy's package doesn't much matter, so long as he can give her cupcake. But a man trying to find that type of woman in a bar isn't likely embarking on a fruitful expedition, particularly for non-stud type males. And a guy thinking about "lays" isn't going to be the type man those women want, anyway.

So there is hope for small-penis males who do wish to be with a lady. But that hope is not likely to be found in a bar. Haha!
Boys will be girls.

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Ms. Harper wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm There's so much fun I can have with them. Those poor, unsuspecting men have no idea what they're in for with me!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/ ... icMale.mp3

Would you try to pick me up? And would you be prepared for what happens next?
Intentional goofiness aside, thank you very much for this sexy recording, Ms. Harper! Yay!
Boys will be girls.

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