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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:39 pm 
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Hello sissies, Mistress wants to know if you ever visited Home Depot in the early morning to greet hot muscular contractors in sissy beater t-shirts. What did you do in the far reaches of the lumber area. Did you get "plowed" in the garden section perhaps ?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:16 pm 
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Hello sissies, Mistress wants to know if you ever visited Home Depot in the early morning to greet hot muscular contractors in sissy beater t-shirts. What did you do in the far reaches of the lumber area. Did you get "plowed" in the garden section perhaps ?

<a href=http://eroticaudios.com/content/Cassand ... tSissy.mp3>

Kisses,
Enjoy

Mistress Cassandra
Thank you a great deal for this sexy recording, Mistress Cassandra! Lucky for me, I don't have to visit the hardware store to get something hard, as I have my own hardware section at home in the form of my man! Teehee.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:18 pm 
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Good for you lucky sissy jamie michelle!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:40 am 
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OMG this is AWESOME Ms Cassandra!
I'll never forget the first time I heard the term Dom Depot --- I asked, HUH? What does that mean and I was told it's Home Depot but for US kinky folks because of all the GREAT fetish supplies in there!
~laughs and laughs~
THANKS for being the inspiration of that memory (and many other memories!)

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:04 am 
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I laughed beyond when I first heard it from a straight faced stoic sub....LMAO

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:28 pm 
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The hardware store is where I purchase my nuts. No, not my crazy followers, as even the crazy folks know better than to follow me. I don't even strike them as a very followable guru. Good! I am a cult of one. Which is quite enough. It is enough for me to put earwigs called truth into people's brains, of which they can never remove.

No, I'm talking about my pistachios. Sometimes they have them as impulse-buys at the checkout lanes in the hardware stores.

As I've said before, I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. Don't laugh, damn you, don't you laugh! Be serious for once in your life!

Can we not have for one split moment a serious discussion on pistachios and the sacks within which they are kept without someone in the audience laughing?!

Oh, my God, you people are hard to work with.

Anyway, moving on, I have also noticed that sometimes my nuts fall off. Oh, not my pistachios--after all, I keep them in the appropriate sack. I'm talking about the nuts the hardware stores were actually set-up to sell, rather than the impulse-buy sort of nuts at the checkout lanes.

You know, my screwing nuts.

Well, don't you know that the hardware stores also have a solution for that. Loctite is the name of this game, and it has kept my nuts in a very healthy condition, I am happy to report. Since I have been applying Loctite to my screwing nuts, they have not fallen off once.

And isn't that what we all really want in life? I mean Loctite. Often we go through life searching for the thing that will make us complete, when it was all right there in the hardware store. Both the nuts, and the thing that will prevent our nuts from screwing-off.

Now if that is not bliss, then I challenge anyone to think of something nuttier.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 pm 
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THE sissy Jamie Michell humor...I love it. Carry on gurl :)

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:34 pm 
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THE sissy Jamie Michell humor...I love it. Carry on gurl :)
Humor? What?!

I am trying to hold a serious discussion on the various forms of nuts here and you people are ruining it.

Ha!

Teehee!

Thank you, Mistress Cassandra, very much!

Yays! Yous makes mees so happy!

Yippee!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:58 am 
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~laughing~ so hard at this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

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